Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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