I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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