38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You took a bar mat shot.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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