i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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