actually, I'm a sock model
I just threw up on my dentist
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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