is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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