using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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