so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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