Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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