Someone shit on the floor
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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