DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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