yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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