how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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