So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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