I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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