I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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