You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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