how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The struggles of a small town man whore
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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