Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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