girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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