thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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