How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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