I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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