Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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