Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
