But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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