Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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