we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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