I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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