Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Someone signed my nipple.
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