it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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