its not stalking. its research.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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