Do vagina's smell?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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