Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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