See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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