I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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