Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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