I love black thongs
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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