WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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