ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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