I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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