dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have fence marks all over my body
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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