No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The air taste purple.
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