It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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