do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
it's great music for shaving your balls
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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