You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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