he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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