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  • I was trying to read this to my husband and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to get it all out!!! This is hilarious!!!

    Submitted by jinja on Mar 12, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Haha, if you can't once over a resume before handing them out, then you totally deserve it!

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Mar 11, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Hilarious - an honest mistake. You will never again hand out a resume without double

    Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:08am
  • I love it! Maybe one of those employers will think it as funny as I do, hire you, and call you "o fart". Awesome!

    Submitted by ak49grl on Mar 11, 10 at 11:37pm
  • I love this. Are you Irish, to be a Bachelor O'Farts?

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 11, 10 at 11:54pm
  • And your chances of getting hired steerer nonexistant

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 11, 10 at 10:34pm
  • nice lol

    Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Mar 11, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Well you definitely win in epic fail.

    Submitted by 8=====> on Mar 11, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Nice job, and no one cares that your first

    Submitted by lhs147 on Mar 11, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Jeffrey Scaperrotta

    Submitted by iJager84 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:13am
  • :o She was telling the truth!

    Submitted by nomo12 on Mar 17, 10 at 4:41pm
  • That's so awesome

    Submitted by poopdecksweeper on Mar 12, 10 at 2:42am
  • First

    Submitted by fabiopigi on Mar 11, 10 at 7:13pm
  • Hahah this is so someone who goes to JWU....and it doesn't suprise me that this happened!

    Submitted by krezler on Mar 14, 10 at 8:36am
  • Sadly, your chances of getting a job with that degree are non-existent even without the embarrassing misspelling...

    Submitted by anonoomoose on Mar 12, 10 at 3:29am
  • Gyros are delicious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 1:07am
  • Yeah... that's not as bad as mine. It said I used to work at "Burger Kink." A career counselor didn't catch it, but I'm sure plenty of the folks I sent it to did.

    Submitted by Hedwig on Mar 13, 10 at 7:26am
  • http://goldengrant.com/ At least someone is offering rewards for failure these days

    Submitted by PeachyJean on Mar 11, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Seriously laughed my ass off.

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 12, 10 at 4:28pm
  • What a coinsidence I have a Masters o farts degree!

    Submitted by Sn00p on Mar 11, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Hilarious.

    Submitted by muckiepupp on Mar 12, 10 at 8:27pm
  • This is word for word a post that was on lamebook.com

    Submitted by definingnemo16 on Mar 23, 10 at 4:04am
  • One might think the tfln minors would say "farts" instead of "first" on this one. lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 11, 10 at 10:45pm
  • That's so awesome

    Submitted by poopdecksweeper on Mar 12, 10 at 2:42am
  • First

    Submitted by Prebs on Mar 11, 10 at 7:18pm
  • You need to go apply at that place from "StepBrothers" that guy would hire you in an instant. He wants to taste it on his tongue!!!

    Submitted by countrybuff on Aug 16, 11 at 1:51am
  • I applied for a job at a law firm stating in my cover letter "I have extensive experience in environmental and pubic law".\nNeedless to say, I got the job.

    Submitted by BlinkyBill on Jun 24, 11 at 9:17pm