I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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