I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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