sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
These tits shall not be calmed
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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