I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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