If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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