She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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